Sunday, October 15, 2006

The Un Candidate

My Platform

Since NOBODY will say it.
I hereby do not "support th' Troops"
There !
I must have the biggest balls in Amerikkka!
But really.
There's no choice about it.
We all support the WAR.
Even if you manage to divorce your boy or girlfriend,
you'll support.
Even if you die trying not to, your estate will support the troops and your children not yet born will.
So all the politicians wasting breath saying they support can skip it.
Everybody knows you support the God damned troops already.

1 comment:

Jackson said...

they'll get their taxes somehow, henry.